I went to a party sponsored by my school's GSA. Wound up getting drunk. Woke up the next morning with two girls in my bed.
Funny how omitting certain details in a story can drastically alter its meaning.
Here's what really happened. Like I said, my school's GSA was hosting one of its parties. Every year at my school, these parties are probably the biggest and most popular parties of the year. We top just about every frat party. No one knows how to party like the gays I guess. Hosting a drag show during these dances probably doesn't hurt either. Anyway, I volunteered to be sober driver for my friend and her roommate, both of whom were now 21 and wanted to get the full experience of these dances. Anyway, after the dance, we went back to my place. They felt bad that I wasn't able to be drunk with them at the dance, so they treated me to the rest of what they had in order to get me to catch up. At this point, I was in no condition to drive them home. I was also uncomfortable with them walking home. I told them they needed to crash at my place and go back in the morning. They agreed, and chose to sleep in my queen-sized bed with me, rather than sleeping on the couch or chairs in my living room. Can't say I blame them. My bed is pretty fucking comfy. Besides, how many times do you get the chance to say "I got a gay guy drunk and would up sleeping with him?" lol.
Needless to say, I 'slept' with two girls that night, though nothing ever happened. (I'm shuddering at the thought)
The next day, I texted on of my straight friends this message "Went to the dance last night. got drunk. woke up with 2 girls in my bed this morning..........score?" He got a kick out of it after I explained what really happened.
He said I probably would've preferred the opposite. Haha maybe. I was pretty drunk after the dance. Don't know how I would've felt actually walking up the next day though.
I actually could've gotten a hook-up if I really wanted to. There was this one guy I know who was there who's got a bit of a reputation. He was hitting on me a lot. It was getting on my nerves. He shares a class with me and he gets on my nerves there as well. Not planning on hooking up with him anytime soon.
On an unrelated note, within 2 days, my previous post received more views than any of my previous posts have ever received. This Dave Karofsky story must really be big news for people. I heard that Max Adler is in the process of making a video for the It Gets Better Project Here is Mr. Max Adler's video
-Robbie
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